gerbat 

Small imaginary animal. Habitat: old laundry, undergrowth in boy's rooms. Looks like a Russian hat/lemming/small groundhog type thing. Originates from Yorkshire. Considered extremely rare.

"Save the gerbats"
"Sir Ben, well-known gerbat conservationist"

gerbat by giggmaster October 25, 2004

Herbal gerbal

a random ass dope word Zach Herron came up with (:

“So Herbal Gerbal”- zacH HeRrOn

Herbal gerbal by @duhjtznayeli June 16, 2018

Gerba 

A shorter version of the slang term "Gerba Sauce" that correlates with other slang terms relating to a man receiving oral sex (ie: head, neck, .etc). The term originated in Brooklyn, New York in the mid to late 2000s, the origin of the word is a play on the fact that the name brand company "Gerber" manufactures baby food products and bodily fluid from the male sexual organ both have a slimy, gooey consistency and said bodily fluid being a key component in the conception of a child, ending up in the performer's mouth, literally "Baby Food" for lack of better terms.

Guy 1: Yo, how'd it go last night with ol' girl?
Guy 2: Ah man, it was lit. Shorty came through and gave that gerba..
Guy 1: Damn! Swallowed your kids on the first night!?
Guy 2: Facts..

Gerba by Soulisys June 15, 2021

Gernat Shuffle 

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

Gernat Shuffle by Carandil April 17, 2010

gebatard

A person who wastes their life in the persuit of religion. A person who is in church every time the doors are open. A devote of the hippie god gebus.

Man, that dude Willy was cool until he became a gebatard. He used to play drums in a metal band until gebus turned him in to a gebataard.

gebatard by Gebus Aktar August 19, 2017

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Gorbatschow 

The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!

Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.

Gorbatschow by always_tipsy April 20, 2009