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one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes
The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.
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fish mallet 

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

Millet Penis 

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.
Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye
Millet Penis by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010

Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes
Gutter Mallet by Bittyrock August 20, 2012

Mallet Head 

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.
Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
Mallet Head by Chesstastic July 31, 2007
In the technology of sales, the term “Mallette” refers to a elevated level of success that has continued for a long period of time. (Usually 2 or more years)

It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.

Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron
I’ve been on a hot streak lately but no where near Laura. She’s headed for a “Mallette” !!!
Mallette by Joe Zappa March 10, 2021