When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a
way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't
imagine a way to make this good thing go
bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.
Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on
jacks when it was supposed to be
flying a
test card last week?"
Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."