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plinking 

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.
Is that your phone plinking - or mine?
plinking by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Plinking 

The act of a basic white girl going to college for the exact purpose of getting a wealthy, attractive and or desirable man
That girl in biology is so dumb you know she has to be plinking
Plinking by Droptheurbnz August 30, 2017

Plinking 

the act of a female sliding a small tube into her uterus to create an alternate penis.
She was plinking so she could use the urinal.
Plinking by UrbanSyndrome September 28, 2013

King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

plenking 

Plenking - to plenk

The use of a irregular and irritating space between a word and a punctuation mark.
This is so funny !!!

Why are you doing this to me, why are you plenking ?
plenking by Zeis September 4, 2012

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)
Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!
involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011