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Flog the Dolphin 

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
Flog the Dolphin by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

Flog the Dolphin 

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
Flog the Dolphin by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Flog the dolphin 

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
Flog the dolphin by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flog the dolphin 

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style
i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin
flog the dolphin by conradical55 January 8, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026