2 definitions by Penguin6427

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Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
by Penguin6427 August 18, 2008

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A super genius; one who has memorized Macbeth; one who went to college at age 14; term for masturbation
How the hell does he know all that shit...what a rosenzwieg

That rosenzweig knows the whole of Macbeth!

Damn rosenzweig, he's only 14 and at college...

Just a sec Ma, just finishing rosenzweiging!
by Penguin6427 September 12, 2008

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