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Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin
by bill gates February 06, 2003
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Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
by Penguin6427 August 18, 2008
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1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
by Anonymous April 04, 2003
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to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style
i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin
by conradical55 January 07, 2011
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To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
by Assi9 January 05, 2017
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