The Toyvek is a cuddly yet feisty creature that hails from
Poland. Covered in
soft fur and muscles, the Toyvek requires constant food and sex for survival. This is not hard for Toyvek to come by because he has the ability to command food to be brought to him, and he is indubitably taxable which brings females from all around. The Toyvek is attracted by sounds of metal, words of logic, and the
female derrière. Be warned-Toyveks have an adverse response to nags.