The Toyvek is a cuddly yet feisty creature that hails from Poland. Covered in soft fur and muscles, the Toyvek requires constant food and sex for survival. This is not hard for Toyvek to come by because he has the ability to command food to be brought to him, and he is indubitably taxable which brings females from all around. The Toyvek is attracted by sounds of metal, words of logic, and the female derrière. Be warned-Toyveks have an adverse response to nags.
Toyvek is well-known for crushing and driving his enemies away, and hearing the lamentations of their women.
by Angie Pangie Bear February 12, 2011