The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online gameMaple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.
Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.