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When a woman's hair looks so repulsive that it might as well be a bowel movement piled on her head.
hairpoo by danceswithprozac June 10, 2009
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hairpooned 

The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online game Maple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.
Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.
hairpooned by BassChan November 3, 2007

haikoozie 

A beer koozie with a Haiku on it.
Oh man is that a haikoozie? It'a a freaking Haiku on a beer koozie.
haikoozie by tredge February 13, 2014

hawkpooah 

when a partner, or friend, spits on your dick then shits on it
eli, come hawkpooah on me
hawkpooah by hawkpooingster November 25, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026