thunderturds
A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.
Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.
Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.
"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."
"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."
"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."
thunderturds by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004
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