bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.

"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."

bonchasaurus by Timothy July 14, 2004

bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

bitchasaurus rex

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.

Often referred to as a tyrant among other bitches.

The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes our genetics professor a bitchasaurus rex!

bitchasaurus rex by Scared student April 30, 2008

Boochasaurus 

This prehistoric dinosaur has been dated back to the late jurassic period and believe it or not is still living today. Many theories suggest that the Boochasaurus survived the meteorite that wiped out every other species of his kind because he was so high at the time. He still suffers affects including minor brain damage, paranioa and nervous twitches as a result of this. Numerous sightings have been recorded stating he is generally found grazing on the common in Whitchurch, Cardiff in the U.K. However many followers are sceptical about this because the creature in the pictures and video footage looked so unbelievably wasted at the time he just didn't match up to the original specimin. If you ever decide to go Boochasarus hunting, my advise is to equip youself with at least 1.5 grams of marijuana because he is highly attracted to this substance.

Maff: What does the Boochasaurus look like then?
Bill: He's big green and scaley and his spikes all down his back.
Maff: Sounds like Nathan Gauci.

Boochasaurus by Matthew Szwandt June 11, 2006

Bitchasaurus 

noun. Used to describe a bitchy person, ususally a female, of an older age.

Your Nana Dee Dee was soooo bitchy, and foul mouthed today, I thought she was Joan Rivers!!! UGH! What a Bitchasaurus!

Bitchasaurus by DaMook Richman April 21, 2013

Boshasaurus 

The last living dinosaur aka Chris Bosh. Currently plays for the Miami Heat and the only dinosaur to win a championship in anything. Born 50 million B.C. Also the Boshasaurus is known to be really gay and photo/videobomb anyone.

Boshasaurus Rex Boshi Bosh gay as fuck Boshasaurus Rex Raptor who left his kind

Boshasaurus by Sports troller 2k14 1k94 November 10, 2013

Bronchasaurus

The slang word for Bronchitis, a bacterial/viral cough you can catch. Often used after you've had it for a long time. Bronch + Saurus like a dinosaur.

Tyler: Where's Jim been?
Todd: He caught the Bronchasaurus.

Bronchasaurus by Tberger March 29, 2010