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The number one threat to the world.
Hope you mowed the lawn, raptors like to nest in the grass.
by Turok March 13, 2008
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A Pickpocket/Homeless person/Hobo/Mugger that steals your stuff or gives you weird looks and hisses at you before running at you like a Velociraptor, scratching you and stealing your stuff.

It could also mean someone that frequently J-walks.
Shit the bed look at that guy sat over there he is a total raptor lets get out of here.

Look at that fucking prick what a J-walking raptor bastard.
by Ex-raptor Steve April 16, 2013
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A drunk female in high-heels. Usually characterized by lots of stumbling and screeching.
Watch out, its the first Friday of the school year. The freshmen raptors are out in full force.
by Dan Jack August 24, 2009
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A person who is constantly lying and over exaggerating to others to make him/she seem like they are great in every aspect in life.
Hey Perry , Jerry is being a raptor.
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As in the F-22 Attack Fighter Aircraft in the USAF. Commonly known as the Raptor, and is loosely reffered to as a Raptor. Officially, it is the A/F-22 Raptor. Most civilians will know it as "our new jet."
The F-22 Raptor has stealth capabilites.
by Cln. Sanders November 24, 2003
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Code word you say when you are alerting your friends of a hot guy but you don't want him to hear you.
look over there! its a raptor!
by sheeeeeepoooooooooooo November 01, 2011
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Simple Definition: A generic type of dinosaur that ate meat.

Complicated Definition: Any of a type of Dromaeosaur (a subgroup of theropods) that lived a long time ago and is now believed by most to be extinct, though there are still some potheads (no offense) out there that think dinosaurs are still alive. Raptors had many distinctive features, the most memmorable was a huge claw on each foot used for disemboweling other dinosaurs. The shape of this claw is referred to as 'sickle shaped' so often that it is annoying.

I'm not an expert on the topic, I just did a little research before I posted, therefore, the information herein is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate.
Utahraptors, velociraptors, and Deinonychuses are all raptors.
by cppman March 11, 2005
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