by rj reynolds February 17, 2014
A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
by Pole cat February 24, 2014
One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour
After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue
by Eyeboy2015 March 8, 2015
I paired a chocolate Dunkin' donut with a Coke - the fat mixed with the carbonation was exquisite. I'm a garbage sommelier.