ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

by foug March 26, 2003

Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

by cantbetheking July 22, 2014

ass-puke

A synonym for taking a crap

"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."

by Rambler12013 August 10, 2008

Shit ass puke

a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke

hand me the shit ass puke I'm cold

by Jakecameo April 24, 2021