PTL

Praise The Lord !!!!!!!!!

Wow,after all that rain the sun comes out. PTL!!!

by LatinLabel August 4, 2005

PTL

Praise the Lord!!!

Tartan Concert Choir: “Let everything that have breath, let everything that have breath, let everything that hath breath praise the Lord!!!”
“Let everything that have breath, let everything that have breath, let everything that hath breath PTL!!!”

by Nuioj December 21, 2019

PTL

1) "Praise The Lord!"

2) "People That Love"

3) "Pass The Loot"

4) "Pay The Lady"

Bob : "The PTL club, founded by Jim and Tammy Baker, was brought to ruin by a combined conspiricy involving Jessica Hahn, Howard Stern, Berkley Brethard, Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, the Liberal/Leftist Media, Ronald Reagan, Fawn Hall-and/or-Donna Rice, Playboy and Penthouse, National Lampoon Magazine, and Satan Himself!"

Eric: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 20, 2007

PTL

Potato love

when she gives you hardcore kissing
when she bites you lips to hard

She was giving me a potato love
My lips were swollen after she gave me a PTL

by Potato_notjaredPotato October 2, 2015

PTL

Post-Thesis Life

The beautiful time when a college senior is finally finished with their senior thesis and can enjoy senior spring like a normal human being.

I can't wait for PTL, when I can finally drink with my friends again instead of working on my thesis.

by ivygate March 19, 2013

PTL

Part Time Lover.
Having a relationship with no strings attached.
Just like friends with benefits.

Joe is just a PTL.
Man I need a PTL so bad....

by Sonya'sMOJO August 9, 2005

PTL

Generally-accepted acronym for Pulpit-Taught Lemmings. This refers to people who allow themselves to be mind-controlled by their church or place of worship. This is most evident by the movement of Christian churches in the US to gain control of the government. Their leaders are currently urging their congregations, which are filled with PTLs, to vote for conservative candidates who will establish the US as a Christian nation.

PTLs are ruining the US by allowing the narrow view of their mind-controlling pastors and priests to interfere with their objective thought and intellect.

by beeyebickiebuy June 16, 2004