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PTL
Praise The Lord !!!!!!!!!
Wow,after all that rain the sun comes out. PTL!!!
by LatinLabel July 11, 2005
PTL
Meaning- Praise the Lord. When something good happens and you hear or see someone text or say PTL you now know what it means. I invented this.
Ohhh PTL I just aced my test!
by Swagmasteracb May 27, 2016
PTL
Potato love

when she gives you hardcore kissing
when she bites you lips to hard
She was giving me a potato love
My lips were swollen after she gave me a PTL
by Potato_notjaredPotato October 02, 2015
PTL
Post-Thesis Life

The beautiful time when a college senior is finally finished with their senior thesis and can enjoy senior spring like a normal human being.
I can't wait for PTL, when I can finally drink with my friends again instead of working on my thesis.
by ivygate March 19, 2013
Pain tolerance levels i.e. Scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. If your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag!

1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken.
2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) You tripped up the stairs!
4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven.
5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO

6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).

8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.
ER attendant: Sir what would you say your PTL's are today?
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?"
ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.
by Pcs((((<<<fsh}ndrw@tr December 18, 2009
ptl
Pretend To laugh
Sassy Claus posts a Beyonce gif

Ptl.
by This Is Big Brotherer December 13, 2011
Pain Tolerance Level's
Any chick I fuck I have to know what her PTL's are so I know if she just wants me to twist her titties or if I can just outright beat the bitch's ass.
by J Nixon July 02, 2009
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