defaculate 

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

defaculate by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

deflatulate 

When you cut a particularly horrific fart and then need to break up the stink somehow before someone enters your personal space.

I saw my colleague running about in there like a nut, fanning the air with his notebook and all; he was surely making an effort to deflatulate the room.

deflatulate by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

Defuckulate 

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

Defuckulate by Mister Bee February 7, 2009

Draculated 

A place or situation that is so freaky or surreal that you would expect to see it in a low budget horror movie.

Man, would you look at this place? Its like extremely draculated.

Draculated by Recon777 June 3, 2009

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

defacated 

To void feces from the bowels.

I was so scared I defacated my pants!

defacated by Randor August 12, 2005

Deficulate 

When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.

Deficulate by Belgy March 28, 2023