player face 

To be able to fuck a girl, come home without a guilty look on your face, and then fuck your wife without cleaning your dick.

I held a player face while giving my wife a dirty Sanchez with another women's shit on my dick.

player face by WordHerder September 23, 2013

played yo' face 

1. another term for "played yourself"
2. also known as, "you played yo' dogface"

"You played yo' face!" the girl yelled after the boy called her a whore.

played yo' face by bnugg January 13, 2004

facebook player 

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.

Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player

facebook player by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009

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