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c-type male 

A c-type male is the other major category of males outside alpha and beta males. A c-type male wishes to be an alpha and over-compensates. Generally, a c-type male will behave like an alpha around women, but will have no balls to stand up to an alpha.
"Yeah so Lyn broke up with her boyfriend because he hit her. I tried warning her he was a c-type male!"
c-type male by TheAntiFeminazi February 2, 2017
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The Male Code 

Defined by Jerry Seinfeld, in the episode "The Stranded": "All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman, it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life."
Elaine: Oh great, oh, this is great. How could you let him take the car?
Jerry: There's nothing I could do, it's part of Code.

Monologue:…This is the male code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are, I mean, most of the time when they scrub a space shuttle mission it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her, "So listen, when I get back what do you say we get together for some Tang?"
The Male Code by Ulmanor January 1, 2012

male crack 

two guys doing cocaine on each others ass crack
yo Aca$h and E-pill were so drunk at the party they did male crack.
male crack by *_** August 3, 2010

Male Curse 

Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.

Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.

A huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...

2 minutes later

OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.

2 years later

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

GRRROOOAAANNNN

2 years later

Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.

Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!

20 years later

I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!

20 years later

Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
Male Curse by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Male Chastity 

Male Chastity is the act of locking a male's genitals into a steel or plastic device to prevent ejaculation, masturbation, and even obtaining an erection. These devices are commonly used today in Domination/Submissive relationships as a means of surrendering power/control to the dominant person (known as a "Keyholder"). Although, it can also be used by couples to ensure their partner remains faithful.
Dude, my girlfriend locked me in a male chastity device from Locked in Lust after she caught me sleeping with the girl next door.
Male Chastity by LL Creations September 23, 2018

Male crab pregnancy

When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.
Joe the crab is trying out the new trend: male crab pregnancy

Persian Male Complex 

Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.

How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne
Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.