Punctuwasted

When one is possessed to use unnecessary punctuation at a belligerent rate.

I felt the copyriter was Punctuwasted when I read his copy: "the people were happy—but—when it came time—to accept the cows; Maudril, "The Wizard" appeared…with great "anger," and "ill will."

or

“Personal Safety”; 6 p.m.:

Punctuwasted by boarker September 3, 2013

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains 

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025