michael

A kid who always gets friend zoned.

There goes a Michael!

by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016

michael

Someone that has the best girlfriend in the world :*

michael has the best girlfriend

by wholly October 24, 2011

michael

The most cancerous thing in existence. He wants to get girls and always messes up.

Holy shit that cancerous Michael is coming. EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.

by Locknesssmonster March 17, 2017

michael

Michael is a name given to a funny and pretty good looking gent that loves his video games. They are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party.\. When a michael is younger he usually has some sort of issue with his testicles. These michaels find one serious relationship and hang on to it forever and don't let go no matter what his friends tell him. All in all a michael is a fun guy to be around.

Hey! Look at that michael over there.

by rkptb February 4, 2010

michael

A guy who works at home depot with no education and is a nobody

Dam he is such a michael

by Homedepot is all i can get August 29, 2017

michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.

michael is a common boring average name

by slayerr August 30, 2007

michael

the cutest, sweetest, understanding guy you will ever meet. he is a great listener and if you ever meet a Michael hold on to him because there is no one better.

"oh my gosh! michael asked me out!"

by Zazasjzsjdjxj May 8, 2018