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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
Related Words
Lack of intelligence. It can be said when someone acts inappropriately or says something dumb.
Clown: Guy orders more sushi than he/she can handle

Me: ARE YOU DOOBID?
Doobid by WilliamOEricT October 17, 2011
The plural term for Doofus; more then one stupid person in the same vicinity.
I am going to die in a baggy of water with the Three Doofi.
Doofi by ChloeJr November 16, 2010

Shum Liam Lum Doobily 

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Doobie call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.
Eddie always says yes to my Doobie calls.
Doobie call by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014
Doobie

noun: doobie; plural noun: doobies
a cannabis cigarette.
Jeff: Don't be cruel and pass me the doobie!

Charles: Share is care bro!

Jeff: Sweet!
Doobie by CannabisKings April 3, 2019