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Sexually Active Band Geeks 

The group of band junkies who either spend way to much time with the opposite sex, probably in the band room, or have watched way too much American Pie. The boys can often be caught sticking their junk in the Oboe or constructing a complex diagram of the choreography for their next competition thingy. The girls can be seen playing their saxophone or "blowing the flute," which they bring a whole new meaning to.
Sexually Active Band Geeks: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my p***y."
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Sexually Active Band Geeks 

Micah and Ava. Who are always making out in da hallway
Micah and Ava are always playing tonsil hockey. They are what Janice Ian would call 'Sexually Active Band Geeks'

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016