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danny stone 

one of ashley tisdale's hollywood-free ex boyfriends that actually got famous for no logical exclamation, a wanna be high school musical poser, no personality, dull, sucks at massage therapy, sucks at life, ass eater, hates on everybody, bad tempered, jail bait loves him, talentless, can't keep a relationship, small penis, man whore, and he has nothing going for his life except ashley tisdale jumping up and down on him in the cars, bathrooms, hotel rooms, and even on a theater stage. if by chance you know this idiosyncratic maniac, please stay away. you have been warned.
'who's that amazing blond actress on the high school musical?'

'ashley tisdale, DUH!'

'who's that dude she made famous?'

'danny stone, DUH!'

Danny Stone 

The hot, trim fit, tall, son of a bitch, that Ashley Tisdale had a mad crush on, and made sure she got down his pants. The SEXIEST guy that Ashley was with!He actually belives in treating others with respect, hes such a nice caring gorgeous man.unlike zac efron which is another one of ashley tisdales exs whos a prick to his fans. Everything about Danny is sexy, god damn fine, perfect, extreame, and he's even got the gay dudes wanting him.BUT OMG HE'S SO SEXY!!
"Hey, did you see Scary Movie V lastnight?"

"Yeah, sometimes the only reason I watch that movie is to daydream and have fantasies about Danny Stone. He's such a fucking lady killer."
"Would you bone him?"
"What girl wouldn't?"

Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale

Stone was born in Spokane, Washington. He is known for his friendship with actress Ashley Tisdale. Stone is also a Licensed Massage Therapist, and graduated Nevada School of Massage Therapy back in December 2010. Ashley Tisdale is the reason why Danny Stone is somewhat of an international sensation.

Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans 

a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.
Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?

Me: What the hell, why?

Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.

Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019