Crafe

A "Safe Crash" Otherwords, the driver in the car doesn't get hurt.

What the hell ! He cut me off !!! I hope you Crafe so you can't drive anymore. Asshole ..

Crafe by TheGreyLeg May 2, 2013

crafe

A pussy with a penis coming out of it

Dude that aint no pussy, thats a crafe!

crafe by Bacon55 February 17, 2003

Crafe

Crafe is a combination of being Crazy and Safe. Usually having to do with, or pertaining to, a relationship where both individuals are wild but the bond between them is wholesome.

My friend and his girlfriend will love to party and get wild but they’re so close it’s wholesome, super crafe.

Crafe by Don't Question Me! March 24, 2024

Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.

"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."

Don't Cry, Craft by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015

cafebabe 

A well-known hex speak number:

0xCAFEBABE (hexadecimal) equals 3405691582 in decimal and is used as a magic number in Java.

Also, a babe you met in a cafe.

Adam: So, how are things with you and your 3405691582?
Brian: My cafebabe? I tried calling her but she wouldn't pick up.

cafebabe by Mike O'Donnald April 6, 2010

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

to craft a triple cast lobster by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.

Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!

Cafe commander by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016