an izzy is an erection, lasting only for seconds. the result in an izzy is almost as if you had been ball-tagged.
*gorgeous girl walks by*
"woahhh. just got an izzy "
"dude, what the hell is an izzy ?"
"fuckkk!!! it feels like I just got nailed it the balls!!!!"
"....you just had a second long boner and now it hurts like a bitch...that shit is awesome!"
:)
"woahhh. just got an izzy "
"dude, what the hell is an izzy ?"
"fuckkk!!! it feels like I just got nailed it the balls!!!!"
"....you just had a second long boner and now it hurts like a bitch...that shit is awesome!"
:)
by ifonlyyouknew. June 28, 2011

Is a girl which is a ranga. She goes crazy when someone says the word Ranga and like to listen to emo music.
Izzy is tall
She likes to overpower midgets
And believes bananas starts fires
And yes, she agrees that a red crayon is the yummiest food in the world
Izzy is a complete spaz retard at times.
RANGAAAA!!!
Izzy is tall
She likes to overpower midgets
And believes bananas starts fires
And yes, she agrees that a red crayon is the yummiest food in the world
Izzy is a complete spaz retard at times.
RANGAAAA!!!
Puts a banana on the floor in the sun.
Marli: Lets see what will happen :D
Izzy: Oh wait, won't it start a fire
*Everybody laughs*
Meg: How can it start a fire?
Izzy: Cos it can....*looks around*..OH i get it now :D
Marli: Lets see what will happen :D
Izzy: Oh wait, won't it start a fire
*Everybody laughs*
Meg: How can it start a fire?
Izzy: Cos it can....*looks around*..OH i get it now :D
by x Izzy x January 17, 2008

sex god that gives girls queffing powers. also gets all the cute girls, and can sometimes be a tool... most of the times is an assbag.
by naimiciz :) September 22, 2010

when you izzy on christina's car and you fall into the it, in other words you shit on christina's car and fall into it and then you have to sit on a crazy carpet so the shit doesnt get on your mustang
by euwen December 04, 2007

an izzy is someone who thinks everyone likes her but really everyone thinks she is a grotesque little biotch and everyone hates her. she talks about being depressed and uses mdental heath as a bad excuse for her actions. if your in a class with an izzy, heelllll u betta watch out sista because u say one thing and she be off to tell a teacher
she a bitch, ok?
she a bitch, ok?
ew theres izzy grosss
by hihihihihiihihihihiihihi February 24, 2020
