MILP 

Usually used in the plural form, MILPs. This stands for Moms I'd Like to Punch, on analogy with the widely use MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck). Specifically, MILPs are vacuous or insipid young stay-at-home moms that bore and irritate the more educated or sophisticated moms who are reduced to socializing with them for the children's sake.

I'd rather be at home reading Günter Grass, but there's no school today, so I had to take Finn and Olivia to the park and listen to a bunch of MILPs talk about soap operas and peanut allergies.

MILP by Bodenheimer June 5, 2009

MILP 

Unlike the widely know MILF, Mother I'd Like to Punch indicates a mom, especially at sporting events, that either won't shut up or cheers too loud, typically a hockey or soccer mom.

(Shrill screams in background)
"Dude, she really needs to shut up! She's ruining the game."
"Ya, her son isn't even good!"
"Damn MILPs!"

MILP by tommyp15 February 23, 2010

Milp 

1;N.The nasty stringy saliva found stuck between two people's lips after a kiss or oral sex.

2;V.the act of producing milp.

Dude,Susie was with me last night.
Goddamn she was so sloppy, i couldnt tell what was milp or what was sperm.

She milped all over me son.

Milp by DR. Poopenstien June 19, 2008

milp 

mom i'd like to "poke"

Tyler: Man, did you see Jake's mom on facebook? She's so hot!
Steve: yeah. she's definately a milp!

Tyler: Man, did you see Jake's mom on facebook? She's so hot!
Steve: yeah. she's definately a milp!

milp by SBM92289 April 17, 2009

MILP 

Mother I'd like to punch!

If your mother tells me NOT to eat white processed sugar ONE more time she is going to become a MILP!

MILP by F-U-D-I-L January 9, 2010

MILP 

Mother I'd like to Pimp

Man your mother is hot, I'd MILP her and make some good money.

MILP by TG2581 February 28, 2013

MILP 

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

MILP by Lyubi January 15, 2016