split piss 

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

split piss by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

piss split 

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy

" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"

piss split by badboi87 April 26, 2007

split pissonality 

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

split pissonality by Da Man July 16, 2004

piss slit 

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

piss slit by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

piss-slit 

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.

I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!

piss-slit by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Piss slit 

Piss slit: when you cut an opening out in your spanks so you can pee without peeling them off you.

I don’t pull my spanks down to pee bc I cut a piss slit in crotch

Piss slit by Rene connors April 5, 2019

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

spit-pisser by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015