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scrote-tote 

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
scrote-tote by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
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scrote tote 

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.
David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.
scrote tote by DavidPipBrown April 9, 2009

scrote tote 

When a lady sucks a mans balls, and jerks him off at the same time.
Scrote tote is Marla's drunk fun. Wiener. Wiener
scrote tote by Isaiah Cooper May 31, 2006

Scrote Tote 

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.
He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.
Scrote Tote by Stun13 August 13, 2014

tote the scrot 

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"
tote the scrot by cornfritter October 26, 2010
This is the female equivalent to a "scrote". A scrotette is the slang name for a female who is smelly, sweaty, ugly, scummy and thick and resembles that of a scrotum.
"Check out that scrotette look at the bumfluff on her"
"Eugh you stink ya scrotette"
scrotette by Gemmifer March 18, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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