This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

mobile dick forrest by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

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firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.

Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.

firestick and dick by NVprophecy January 13, 2017

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By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

By the foreskin on my dick by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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