Ceiling Eyes

A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.

Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?

Ceiling Eyes by jayms82 December 22, 2008

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Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something

"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."

ceiling eyes by Heather (Ya Know) January 18, 2009

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Ceiling eyes

When your irises are apparently too small to reach the bottom of your eye socket.

Audrina Patridge has ceiling eyes.

Ceiling eyes by blackeyezz December 22, 2008

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An ambient pop band from San Francisco

I love ceiling eyes.

ceiling eyes by LATANA January 21, 2013

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ceilingeye

Like a walleye, but the stray eye is looking up instead of to the left or right.

Tony has a ceilingeye, so it always looks like he partially expecting an arial attack.

ceilingeye by the comand'r April 2, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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