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1.
A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.
I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.
by Coil222 June 01, 2006
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Ceiling cat is the epitome of sophisticated humour.
A cat...in your ceiling...watching you...judging you. Ceiling cat disapproves.
www.ceilingcat.com
by Timmah H. June 07, 2006
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3.
The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.
While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.
by FreakinKenny!! June 05, 2006
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4.
The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.
Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.

Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.
by Moloch horridus October 12, 2009
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5.
Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.

Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.

Ceilingcat is also seen as a god, cause he is always above you, the opposite is Basementcat, who is always below you, Basementcat is seen as Satan and he eats your souls
We thank Ceilingcat for our daily nibbles, Amen.
by Raizio October 28, 2008
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6.
He represents god, usually referred to on LOLCats.com
but sometimes people make things like "ceiling cat the movie". His rival is basement cat who represents Satin. His son is Happy cat who represents Jesus.
Tom: Hey did you see that new ceiling cat LOL?
Jerry: Is it the one where he kills basement cat?
by ObviouslyTrollingButMayNotBe October 23, 2011
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