Unsanctioned, crowd-sourced 100% off sales on
high-fashion clothing, handbags and accessories at stores such as Nordstrum and Neiman
Marcus. Commonly referenced in mainstream media as "Grab-and-run robberies" or "organized retail theft," Flashmob Sales generally involve the redistribution of symbols of capitalist wealth in the order of hundreds of thousands of dollars, taken from icons of retail excess and redistributed to those in need of a fashion upgrade for the holidays.
Rumored to be inspired by the Bob
Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough
people steal a ton of items all at once, the
internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.