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five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums
"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

Cougar Death Strike 

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.
Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:

Silent Death-Striker 

A fart that is silent yet smells so bad
that, once in out causes victims too flee for their life, while gaging.
I let a Silent Death-Striker and casually walked away waiting for someone to walk in it's path.

Deathstroke 

A comic book super villain appearing in DC Comics. Real name Slade Wilson, also known as Deathstroke the Terminator. Highly skilled assassin and mercenary. Basically Batman with swords and guns. With a blind eye. And wear orange. Real badass. Not someone you want to meet in a dark street at night. Master strategist like Batman, once kicked the justice league's ass as easily as making an instant noodle. Deadpool is a ripoff of Deathstroke. Slade Wilson, Wade Wilson, you get where I'm going? One word: badass.
Batman: Slade Wilson... Deathstroke. Former military, subject of a failed medical experiment.
Alfred: Failed, you say?
Deathstroke by Cpt.GoldenNipples January 12, 2015