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a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...
you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable
Platty by Daz January 4, 2005
To act so utterly stupid the special ed student calls you retarded.
Oh my fucking god Dominic you are being such a platty.
Platty by Haihatu February 13, 2020
n. Your sarcastic, hypothetical Platinum credit card so you can feel make believe rich for a split second.
Girl "Honey, i neeed those Choo's... Will you get them for me? Pleeeeaaaase...."

Guy "Sure!"

Girl "Really?!"

Guy "I'll just stick them on my big, fat f***in' platty!"
Platty by NRAL May 13, 2010
PLATTY OF CHORLEY! sikk guy! top m8s! Generaly has a large penis.
platty of chorley m8s wiv some sound ppl
platty by chris platt January 14, 2008
Slang term for Anhueser Busch's alcoholic beverage, Bud Light Platinum. Contains 6% alcohol, 1.5% more than regular light lager.
"Hey, I got some plattys in the fridge, wanna come chill?"

"Pick me up some of them Plattys"
Platty by Tony Ray Weiner May 29, 2018
The goat of goats; Generally has a huge penis that a lot of girls fantasize over
God do I wanna be like Platty
Platty by gayanis_antetokounmpo April 24, 2021