Skip to main content

Pubestache 

The light and fluffy pubic style hair that grows sparsely on the upper lip. Commonly found on teenage boys and some women.
Adam Morrison has a killer pubestache
Related Words

pubestache 

1. A faint fuzzy proto-mustache that grows on tweens, e.g a pubescent mustache.
Bobby has a pubestache, but doesn't even realize it yet.
pubestache by manicslang January 19, 2014

Pubestache 

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache
Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache
Pubestache by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

pubistache 

The chunk of hair right above the vertical lips resembling a mustache.
last night i scratched my nose on jane's pubistache while dining on her pink taco
pubistache by mfftcklr March 23, 2010

Pubestache 

When you take hair gel, part your pubes and gel each half together so they curl up, resembling a mustache.
Yo, I'm definitely rocking a pubestache for initiation
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026