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frankfest 

A festival in celebration of our dear leader, Frank. Children line the streets waving flags made from their clothes as he passes by, drunken maidens and eager young men throw themselves at his feet in the cocktail bars and most expensive pubs of Kensington and Hammersmith, and the internet goes crazy on the hashtag #Frankfest2012
'Frankfest was the best night of my life, I feel sexually and spiritually awakened' said Jonny to Charlottle.

Everyone solemnly agreed.
frankfest by Lt Duck November 27, 2012

Frankenstein Penis 

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

Frankenstein Deck 

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.
I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.

frankenstein product 

in environment, a frankenstein product is any product that is made out of two or more components or materials, which while apart could have been disposed of or recycled, but are now a burden on the environment, as they can no longer be separated. it is a bad thing
a milk package is a frankenstein product since it is combined of paper and plastic.
frankenstein product by e-shy November 14, 2009

Frankenstyle 

(noun) Appertaining to cheap and/or “fun” Frankenstein costumery or masks: those which make a mockery of the iconic horror character.

(transitive verb) frankenstyled, frankenstyles, frankenstyling: Bring into existence a creation that will ultimately embarrass its creator, possibly even to their ruin.
(n) Charlie put on the garish foam-latex mask that would have us believe Victor Frankenstein constructed his monster largely out of marshmallows. “I’m Frankenstein!” he cries. Matilda pauses, then grudgingly responds, “Well, you’re …frankenstyle.”

(tr. v.) For the Ambassador’s Ball, Mimi frankenstyled her hair with large gobs of stinking earwax.
Frankenstyle by Favfly November 10, 2016

doyle wolfgang von frankenstein

Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.
just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids