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Assgrease 

That not so clean feeling after sweat runs down your ass crack.
Ugh, I have assgrease and my cheeks are slimey.
Assgrease by Jimmy Fucktard May 18, 2003
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assgremlin 

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.
p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."
assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004
Danish god.
Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.
Who's the best cobble cyclist in the world?
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.
Asgreen by Lampiegoat69 April 6, 2021

Assgremlin 

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.
"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."
Assgremlin by D.E March 18, 2004

assgremlin 

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.
Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.
assgremlin by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002
Typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male Assassin's Creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. Most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of Malik / Altair -viceversa- and/or Ezio /Leonardo. This also can contain the much more sparse pairings (Known as 'Crack Pairings') such as Robert /Altair, or even Ezio/ Feathers .
I am bored, Let's AssCreed
AssCreed by AssCreed Assassin November 5, 2010