Devil Pit

A location in the small town of Seguin, Texas. The legend is that it was once a party spot for high ranking city officials and their wives, where they went to have drug-fueled orgies. Whether this actually happened is not a proven fact, but many Seguin city councilmen's kids look like other city councilmen.

I'll meet you at the Taco Bell by the Devil Pit - you know, where they used to have the slurp parties.

Devil Pit by Anna Mae Bollocks October 29, 2012

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Devil's Pitchfork

A threesome involving three men. Similar to a devil's threesome, the three penises represent the three prongs of the pitchfork the devil carries.

You wanna watch Dancing With the Stars with me? That's even gayer than a devil's pitchfork.

Devil's Pitchfork by Storm trooper #19 July 30, 2011

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The Devil's Pitchfork

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.

She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.

The Devil's Pitchfork by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009

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Devils Pitchfork

Like a devils threesome except with 3 guys and 1 girl.

Brad and Kevin’s friend Matt showed up, so our devils three-sum turned into a devils pitchfork.

Devils Pitchfork by Marcrombie August 21, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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