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bum eyes 

Small. peculiar looking French person with extradorinary eyes. Also capable of making 'bum-faces' and the occasioanl 'bum-comment'.
"Bum-eyes you donkey-raping-shit-eater."

"Yes mate."

"Stop making bum-faces."
bum eyes by Dirt King May 20, 2004
Related Words
bumeyes bumeyes bob is a bumeyes
bumeyes by eej January 27, 2005
1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.
1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
Bumeyes by ME January 7, 2008

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026