Dreddface 

To make a face similar to that of 2000AD's comic book hero 'Judge Dredd' in response to any situation where you feel it is appropriate.

Can also be sent via text messages with the emoticon "XC".

Dave: "I was so tired this morning I poured gone off, lumpy milk in my coffee and took a massive swig."
Simon: "Eurgh! What happened?"
Dave: "It gave me Dreddface."

Eve: "Walkers should change the colour of the cheese and onion crisp packet back to green, and salt and vinegar back to blue!"
Jack: "No, you're wrong! You're all kinds of wrong!"
Eve: XC
Jack: XC

Dreddface by Judge_DH September 28, 2012

deadface

the condition someone's face takes on when you are telling them a story and they stop responding. usually marked by fixed eyes closed mouth and no eyebrow movement. sometimes followed by them walking away in the middle of the story.

i was talking to Jen about going on date and she gave me total deadface.

deadface by oldface July 6, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016