Crittercize

The act of criticizing someone when you yourself cannot perform such a task. Usually comes from the mouth of a poser.

"Hey dude don't crittercize the turn on my last wave, you can't even turn."
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Crittercize by Droseff420 September 28, 2012

Crittercide 

When a squirrel or other small creature runs directly under your car from the side of the road in such a way as to give the impression that it is trying to kill itself.

"Damn, little guy just ran right for me. Crittercide!

Crittercide by Special K 108 August 16, 2011

crittercism 

Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.

Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.

crittercism by QuacksO May 25, 2022