A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your
diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-
like mouth into your
bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
Rather portly
student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"
Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"
Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."