Top Definition
A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."
by Sir Giblets June 16, 2007

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