Doodire 

A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.

Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."

Doodire by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007

doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

Doodie Hole

Anus, Butthole, Ass

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!

Doodie Hole by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010

doodiebomb 

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.

I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.

doodiebomb by Robopoet February 20, 2006

doodiephiliac 

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

doodiephiliac by joseph blough March 12, 2022

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.

"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."

doodie bark by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

doodie pootie 

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

doodie pootie by crickety April 6, 2010