eroction 

a woman hits a man in the penis with a rock

take that, EROCTION!

eroction by katsopolis December 2, 2007

Eroction 

The apex of an erection, often characterized by a rock-like stiffness.

Often, right before the climax, my erection will turn into an eroction.

Eroction by SovietPie July 21, 2012

Erection assassin 

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

This erection is about the people. by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

Erection Avenue 

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.

She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.

Erection Avenue by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Erectional Energy 

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

Erectional Energy by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Screaming erections 

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

Screaming erections by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016