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Trainable Fern 

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.
I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!
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trainable 

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.
Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.
trainable by Mango January 2, 2003

Typinate 

-v- To annoy someone, to cause a grievance
Jill typinated her husband till he mowed the lawn
Typinate by Farmyardprincess September 15, 2011

Trainable 

Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.
"Hey Frank, how come you haven't gotten up yet?" asked the teacher.
"I'm w-wet and sticky," replied the trainable.
Trainable by Joe1015 September 28, 2005

Trainable 

Formerly known as a retard, mongloid, or mouth breather. One that is retarded or mentally slow.
Look at that little yellow schoolbus full of trainables.
Trainable by Tim Norton December 6, 2003

trainable 

Alleged politically correct term for a retard. Inevitably gave the politically incorrect a new word for retard.
Can be used in an excellent "you're in denial" style gambit.
"Dan, you're such a trainable"
"I'm not trainable!"
"AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"
trainable by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004