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wounded seagull 

The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.
Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.
wounded seagull by Peace Tree September 1, 2006
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Wounded seagull 

The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.
Jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.

Wounded Seagull 

A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.
While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.
Wounded Seagull by TheIncredibleHolt September 6, 2007

wounded seagull 

Definition 1: The "wounded seagull" is a term for when you are having sex on a beach, and you abruptly remove your penis from your partners vagina and, stick or roll your penis in the sand, then re-insert your penis into your partner's vagina.

Definition 2: The Wounded Seagull is also the name of a bar in Crawford Hall at Wabash College in Crawfordsville Indiana, USA.
(1) "I pulled a wounded seagull on my girlfriend last night, and now she not speaking to me anymore."

(2) "I went to The Wounded Seagull Last Night and wound up doing shots of tequila and subsequently sat in a trash can full of broken glass, vomitted all over my pants, stripped naked and ran around."

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026