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Dick McMuffin 

Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.

In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!

All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.
Dick McMuffin: "You're wrong!"
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Dick McMuffin 

One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.
Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.
Dick McMuffin by Ricky Data October 24, 2012

Dick McMuffin 

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Dick McMuffin by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026