instaham

A really fat instagram user ( usually a womyn ) that is really obnoxious or is a third wave feminist.

- How does she manage to avoid brain activity or any other activity for that matter ?
- She's an instaham

by MLGMLP420 August 30, 2015

instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.

"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

insta instagram ham

by Humble Champion September 22, 2014

instaham

An app where you take pictures of cured meats, preferably ham

Russel: "Check out that ham bro."
Alex: "I'm totally going to instaham that!"

by ClubCracker October 5, 2012

Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield

Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!

by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021